"Hi, are you as dumb as you are pretty? Its ok. You don't have to answer. We'll be right back."
-What every late night TV show host really wants to say sometimes.
Welcome to PCP where I salute super shows from yesterday and today and constantly gouge the fuck out of TV's exposed, weak-ass belly. Originally, I thought I could use this fer sum kinda press messages about media like MacUllah or somethin' but instead…
Coyotes, Vultures, and Ben Ernst
It's true, the dude who got shot on Dallas died for real this time. His de-valued home is now for sale according to Inside Addition. Also, according to Inside Addition, or some other such Holly-news show, unknown women who are extremely manipulative and sexy-lookin' fuck famous and/or powerful men.
Go figure.
According to a straw-dog poll*, which is something I just made up…YouTube is way better than TV,
especially MTV… which has sucked since I was 8. Except ALTV, LiquidTV/Extract, and Headbanger's Ball.
Hey Dude was another TV show by MTV networks, where Ben Stiller's wife secretly fucked the dude who de-flowered Blossom. Apparently, they worked at a dude ranch together in their teens, during the ass of the 80s They worked there with a peyote-gnawin' Indian and a couple of saucy, horse-loving lesbians. Their boss was the dude who later gave George Costanza a hand-modelling job (or hand job), and was, thoroughly disgusted by Dr. Gonzo's depraved behavior in the car next to his in F&L in LV.
(*There is now a Straw Dogs remake with Cyclops from X-men in Dustin Hoffman's role. There is also a made-for-TV version of the Shining with the long-hair pilot dude from Wings in Jack Nicholson's role. Why?)
The Flaming Arrow
Green Arrow was too shitty of a super-hero to get his own movie. Instead, he has a hilarious TV show on the WB. They won't call him by his true name. Instead, the show is called Arrow, which is a nickname gay guys call people named Aaron. Green Arrow and the "Avenger", Hawkeye have been gay together since the 70s. It's nice that as a couple they share common interests. Buttfucking, and archery.
Raw & Older: Punch Out Unit
In other news, Ed Asner and Mike Tyson co-starred in a very special SVU this Thursday. Ed Asner plays an old molester guy, and Tyson plays a grown up who was molested as a kid. SPOILER: The part where Iron Mike gets a stay of execution and hugs the detectives who made it possible is the best. Then you see big Ed getting locked up and one of his former victims sees him coming in. Foreshadowing -for an ending??…You betcha.
The producer of all of the Law & Orders is named Dick Wolf. That should be a porn. He could be like a superhero who's dick turns into a werewolf. Stay tuned for the further erotic adventures of Dickwolf. Truly, though, i think the Law and Orders are some of the best teleplay achievements in all of prime time history. That's another post.
"She's not so smart. But she looks purty good on camera."
-What the guest will say about herself.
-2013 Wielgorecki
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