By RUSH, I mean Canada's band, not the 90's mainliner-glam movie with that emo vampire guy from Lost Boys and Jennifer Jason Leigh. What all those lame-ass ads, shows and movies like "I Love You, Man" all got wrong was that RUSH is only awesome (visually) if you are watching the band perform and it shows Geddy Lee playing bass/synth and singing really, really high pitched notes. It's not awesome or in any way funny when ANY rich actor rocks out to RUSH, ever. Who cares? Shut up. Fuck anyone who rocks RUSH like it's a novelty. They kick ass at music. Die, poop movies. Get the right knight in the limelight: GEDDY FUCKIN' LEE!
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When I wrote the verb headbang, as one word (which I prefer) the spell check kept making it say headband…see? It just did it again. That being said, if you wear a headband when you headbang, you will likely lose it.
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Bad News Bonus: Sonic Boom! This week, people got stuck at sea on The Great Poo-Cruise. That South-African "Blade Runner" guy shot his reality-TV-star-wife. Then, a big ass meteor hit RUSH-uh. Did you see those videos? What a RUSH.
RUSH!
-2013 Wielgorecki
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