Friday, March 8, 2013

31 NerdPostXclusive: Tomb of the 16-Bit


Super Star Wars Trilogy (SNES)

Art of Star War: Top left corner- Han Dynasty. Main screen- Han vs Qin Fat. 

Remember these? They were so much fun. Remember when games were all about the fun? I'm all for amusement over immersion. These were some of the best Star Wars games there ever were. I'm sure you can get the ROMs for a fair price online. Like most Star Wars shit, there is little I can say here that wasn't already said a thousand times before by a thousand fans who know way more than I ever care to about the franchise. Let's see. Sandcrawler stage sucks. Play these games. They were good. Mmm. Tuh-Uh. Stah-wah. Wookie roar. R2 beeps. 

NPX Bonus Stage: Free Video Game Idea!

Star Wars: Anakin's Wake
You play only as Anakin Skywalker. Birth to Death. Think Force Unleashed meets Fallout 3 on multiple planets and in various spacecraft. This Flight Simulator/3rd person combat, RPG would give you a variety of options. Including playing through a separate story arc where Anakin never joins the Sith and instead becomes a General for the Rebellion. If you choose the Sith path, however, you will play the majority of the game, as Vader, where you get to oversee the Death Star, choke-out pesky bureaucrats, slaughter the fuck out of rebel troops, and fly custom, TIE Fighters in combat. There will even be several different playable scenarios in which the Rebellion fails. What??

Please make this game. 


Open your mind…
-2013 Wielgorecki

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