Friday Night Gangsta Shite
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| "Do you really wanna know about some gangsta shit?" |
Diary of a Hitman
(Sung as Diary of a Madman, by Ozzy.)
"Die-ree of a Hit-Man, For-est Wit-ker and Sharon Stone…" (long pause.)
"SHARON?!"
It also has the girl with the bitch-eyebrows from Twin Peaks. It's about a hit man who don't wanna be no hit man no mo. If you really want to see Forest Whitaker as a hit man, watch Ghost Dog. Diary of a hit man is supposed to kill the bitch-eybrow girl. But then, he wants to quit his job too, I think. She tries to fuck him. I was too busy preparing, heating up and enjoying a delicious oriental meal, so I didn't pay any attention. Noodles are good. Diary of a Hitman probably sucks. Probably really bad.
A Brooklyn State of Mind
Not since he was in that one movie with the Apes, has Tony Danza been in a better movie. In ABSOM Tony's very face is held over the engine belt of a car by a couple of Danny Aiello's Goonbahs. Those crazy Goonbahs eventually went on to get busted by the Goonbahsters…HO!
And now on to the only other reason to ever watch this movie…
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| (Yes, I know it's really Goombas.) |
Maria Grazia Cucinotta
Yup. Gangsta Boobs. Pullin' out the real journalistic integrity this weekend.
Keep an eye out for some PCP this Saturday night.
That is all.
-2013 Wielgorecki
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