Saturday, March 16, 2013

36 Gary Busey Eyes



The following post is dedicated to Taylor Swift. Yeah, right. No, this is just a more fun way to sing the common karaoke song. "Betty Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes. Bust this out next time you do karaoke. It might be worth a chuckle.


"Gary Busey Eyes"

Her hair is wheat straw gold
Her teeth are large in size
Her hands are weird and old
She's got Gary Busey eyes
She'll go all mental on you
You know it won't be nice
She cannot handle her blow
She's got Gary Busey eyes

And she'll seize you
She'll unease you
And she might threaten to eat you
She's ferocious and she goes nuts
On some crazy "Just Say No" fuss
She looks like Frankenstein, in disguise
She's got Gary Busey eyes

She doesn't use a comb.
You know she's just not right
She'll talk until you're floored.
She's got Gary Busey eyes
She'll put some trouble on you 
No don't heed her advice
God help you if you do
She's got Gary Busey eyes

She may choke you, just to know you.
On your toes. She may try to throw you
She's ferocious and she goes nuts
On some crazy "Just Say No" fuss
All the boys think that she's fried
She's got Gary Busey eyes

And she'll seize you
She'll unease you
And she might threaten to eat you
She's ferocious and she goes nuts
On some crazy "Just Say No" fuss
All the boys think that she's fried
She's got Gary Busey eyes

She'll seize you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Gary Busey eyes
She'll choke you, just to know you
She throoooooows ya
She's got Gary Busey eyes

That's the jam.         

-2013 Wielgorecki

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