The snowstorms are sputtering down. The snow on the ground is melting. The wolves are taking hot hairy shits. Jack London's blue mummy slowly thaws. The mountain wildflowers will soon open like aroused, colorful, photosynthetic vaginas. Here comes the sun. If you know a little bit about World War II, you've probably heard of the S.S. You might even know that John Wayne had a picture of Adolf, old boy, tucked in his cowboy vest. There are real surf and skate nazis in California. But they aren't the nazi's you're thinking of. Those aren't the dudes you're looking for. (waves hand mysteriously…)
All this week's posts, are collectively, the Spring Skateboard Special. (AKA: the Sidewalk Surfing Special, or, the Street Shredding Special.) The S.S.S. Get off your ass (your A-S-S), and have a skate sometime. If you've got what it takes…
-2013 Wielgorecki
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