Hey, now…don't dream it's over. In its cyber-swamp of clones, this Creek stands alone. The chronicle remains, and if I ever find a cool person who can hold a camera, there will be videos...
I have risen from the dead inside, high above the useless, glorious, beautiful amusements of Love. The Time Tunnels are all gone. Much of Bloggy Creek's ice has thawed up. The Fantabulous Thaw Brothers struck again. (The famous brotherly Kung Fu duo from the Sun.) They came down from their Hotel on the Sun to beat the shit out of most of The Ice Lizards. It was a killer battle. After it was all done, Lumera, The Fantabulous Thaw Brothers' Sister (AKA The Sun-Babe) came down to dance a taunting dance in the sky above us. Her dance drove off the remaining ranks of The Ice Lizards, who have have since run back up into the Mountains, leaving us few who remain, in peace. Those fucking lizards won't be missed. Lumera will. She went home to heaven, but her Fantabulous bro-hams stuck around here on Earth long enough to get some sweet sponsorships from Honda, Smith & Wesson, Neuman's Own, and Fanta. They lucky, Sun.
I have risen from the dead inside, high above the useless, glorious, beautiful amusements of Love. The Time Tunnels are all gone. Much of Bloggy Creek's ice has thawed up. The Fantabulous Thaw Brothers struck again. (The famous brotherly Kung Fu duo from the Sun.) They came down from their Hotel on the Sun to beat the shit out of most of The Ice Lizards. It was a killer battle. After it was all done, Lumera, The Fantabulous Thaw Brothers' Sister (AKA The Sun-Babe) came down to dance a taunting dance in the sky above us. Her dance drove off the remaining ranks of The Ice Lizards, who have have since run back up into the Mountains, leaving us few who remain, in peace. Those fucking lizards won't be missed. Lumera will. She went home to heaven, but her Fantabulous bro-hams stuck around here on Earth long enough to get some sweet sponsorships from Honda, Smith & Wesson, Neuman's Own, and Fanta. They lucky, Sun.
I will remain consistent in support of my rare and few allies. I'll also do my best to keep the (LINKS) updated, and will continue to answer any questions and comments that pop up. It's a lot like being the maintenance man at an amusement park that's been shut down. Bloggy Creek represents my raw, possibly misguided attempts at humor. It was primarily an experimental writing exercise. Non-fiction, poetry, media reviews, journalistic abstractions, song parody, and lots and lots of editorial. I'll be taking a new, more personal direction with the next one. More blog, less blah-blah. I hope your genius will join me there. (LINK)
This post will function as a sort of Table of Crontents for The Legends of Bloggy Creek. If you prefer, you could use the Creek Chronicle at your right to look up any post you want by date/title. This way is just way easier.
NPX = NerdPostXclusives
TTP = Toilet Theater Presents
PCP = Poop-Culture Phenomena
1- Duh. Road trips cost money. (LINK)
2- Get ready for a surprise... (LINK)
3- Facebook friendship means nothing. (LINK)
4- Sad Bats vs Mad Max. Max wins. Fatality. (LINK)
5- Youth vs Experience. Experience wins. Friendship? (LINK)
6- The long lost art of giving credit where it's due. Dale kills! (LINK)
7- NPX: 7 stars. 7 scars. 100 crack fist. (LINK)
8- Women seem wicked, when they don't want you. (They aren't. LINK)
9- Vampire Movies. (LINK)
10- Werewolf Movies. (LINK)
11- Horror Genre Legends. (LINK)
12- I was right. It got worse. (LINK)
13- Toilet Theater 1. A call to arms for the original John Connor. (LINK)
14- Meh. Not much here.
15- My first PCP. (LINK)
16- Miami's Nice. Florida's Fucked. (LINK)
17- Toilet Theater 2: Darkman 2: Idiotic Scientist + more. (LINK)
18- PCP 2. 2013 Grammys-Slam. (LINK)
19- Headbanging 1101. (LINK)
20- Meh. Not much here, neither.
21- Yo Joe Bio: GO! (LINK)
22- Toilet Theater 3: Action Crappin'. (LINK)
23- An Oscar in their every hole. (LINK)
24- NPX: Arcade Archives 1. Ninja Gaiden. (LINK)
25- Toilet Theater 4: Gangsters & Tits. (LINK)
26- More gangsters. More great tits. (LINK)
27- NPX: 8-Bit Crypt 1. Goonies. (LINK)
28- PCP 3. Twilight Zones, Movie Stars, Car Ads, and Big Fat Crybabies. (LINK)
29- Words as Art...Bad Art. (LINK)
30- All Star Wars Nerd Shit. All Weekend. (LINK)
31- NPX: Tomb of the 16-Bit 1 + a free video game idea. (LINK)
32- Weapons are people's cocks. (LINK)
33- PCP 4. Free Radical Positive Energy 4 U. (LINK)
34- LitSpit 1. Jerzy Kosinski's sick-ass Cockpit. (LINK)
35- Toilet Theater 5: Boycott all boy-fuckers. (LINK)
36- Fun with Karaoke! (LINK)
37- Skate Nazis Must Die!! (LINK)
38- NPX: 8-Bit Crypt 2. T&C Surf Design. (LINK)
39- I love pissing people off by skateboarding. (LINK)
40- LitSpit 2. Dave Carnie's Boob. (LINK)
41- Rodney did it first. (LINK)
XX- Money Making Secrets from Dimension X. (LINK)
42- Do Not Read/Panic.
43- NPX: Arcade Archives 2. Superman. (LINK)
44- The Comedy. Awesome Movie. Great Job! (LINK)
45- PCP 5. TV trash and weirdness that resulted in creativity. (LINK)
46- Hitler was a bitch. Elvis was a pimp. (LINK)
47- "What am I doin' in Denver Colorado??" (LINK)
48- Toilet Theater 6: 3 Trucks full of shit. (LINK)
49- This never happened.
50- Domo Otomo. (LINK)
51- NPX: Arcade Archives 3. Burgertime. (LINK)
52- Toilet Theater 7: A Daze of Whine & Disco. (LINK)
53- I pretend real feminist authors would make out with me. (LINK)
54- Cobra-Kai = A bunch of closeted Valley homos. (LINK)
55- Tai Chi Weirdo. (LINK)
56- Arcade Archives 4. Yie Ar Kung Fu. (LINK)
57- Toilet Theater 8: Hong Kong Poopie. (LINK)
58- Dwight Shrute: Mega-Manager. (LINK)
59- PCP 6. Office antagonists, and TV's demon doo. (LINK)
60- Toilet Theater 9: Apes A-Ploppin'. (LINK)
61- Parents are the worst. (LINK)
U62- Intro to the Tales of Ed. (LINK)
63- ED-0: He's was a friend of mine. (LINK)
64- ED-1: Sometimes deviant behavior = A bond of friendship. (LINK)
65- ED-2: Operation: Pukestain. A disgusting success. (LINK)
66- ED-3: Putting out a fire with my pre-teen pussy. (LINK)
67- ED-4: Some spirits die young. (LINK)
68- PCP 7. Ham, Hockey, and a YouTube Sack o' Gems. (LINK)
69- You can feel the love, deep in your genitals. (LINK)
70- Toilet Theater 10: This shit is all over the place. (LINK)
71- Cowboy vs Alien. Cowboy wins. Perfect. (LINK)
72- Snack from the dead. (LINK)
73- NPX: Arcade Archives 5. Roringu Sanda! (LINK)
74- PCP 8. The Good. The Bad. The Weird. (LINK)
75- Toilet Theater 11: Street Sharts. (LINK)
76- Smells Like Charles Nelson Riley's Spirit. (LINK)
77- Giant-Sized Annual #1. (LINK)
78- Harland Williams' weird is good. (Best with cinnamon. LINK)
79- LitSpit 3. Harris Wittels' Humblebrag. (LINK)
80- Journalism: Not Necessarily An Ooze. (LINK)
81- Why do I keep making this shit? (I love it. LINK)
82- Dopamine Spikes + Music + Boobs. (LINK)
83- 6 shots. 6 bullseyes. (LINK)
84- TTPTTTT1: House-shitting. (LINK)
85- TTPTTTT2: Spaceshit crashes. (LINK)
86- TTPTTTT3: Devil's dumps. (LINK)
87- TTPTTTT4: Freaky asses. (LINK)
88- TTPTTTT5: A toilet breaks and is hauled away. (LINK)
89- Do Not Read. Sing if ya got 'em. (Pipes, that is.)
90- PCP 9. Roastin' that ass like a rumproast. + Nasty-boasts. (LINK)
91- NPX: T-Day. Watch those ninjas really go! (LINK)
FWD>> The 2013 Bloggy Creek Time-Cap. (LINK)
93- Toilet Theater 18: Santa's Sack O' Shit. (LINK)
X-Mass: Just another day. (LINK)
95- Plan your escape carefully. (LINK)
96- NPX: It's over. (LINK)
97- Winter Special: Meta-Media. (LINK)
98- My retarded Frankenstein heart will never love again. (LINK)
99- Table Of Creeky Content. This one. Duh.
100- I am nothing...
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| Robby Roo? |
Did you already figure out that Robby Rigital is a pseudonym I have been using, or, that Robby Rigital is a
Scooby-Doo-pronounced amalgam of a pseudonym of my favorite Hip-Hop artist, The RZA, and a living tribute to my own Grandad? You did? Damn. You solved the mystery...And I would've got away with it, too, If it weren't for those meddling rat children from Mars.
Scooby-Doo-pronounced amalgam of a pseudonym of my favorite Hip-Hop artist, The RZA, and a living tribute to my own Grandad? You did? Damn. You solved the mystery...And I would've got away with it, too, If it weren't for those meddling rat children from Mars.
I ignore pain
I ignore weather
Bones like steel
Skin like leather
(AND)
Heart like a heat pump
Mind like a katana
My Dad is the Cosmos
The Mountains are my Mama
(AND)
I keep my rivals in the dark
I show my friends the light
Never was afraid of death
My spirit burns so bright
(AND)
To grapple with me
To hold water in your hand
No door is ever locked to me
I fear no thing or man
(AND)
A generator of ideas
No matter right or wrong
I will still be here for you
When all the rest have gone.
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-2014 Wielgorecki
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